Steve Bannon, former adviser to the president, has been relieved of this position for the greater part of a month now. The Breitbart editor, with ample free time on his hands, can now be attributed to up to 15% of accidental car lockouts. In a recent interview with Charlie Rose, Steve Bannon has said that he has more free time than he knows what to do with. In the space between now and when he was fired, he has locked more than five thousand people out of their cars. He refused to disclose how he perpetrated these incidences, however Kellyanne Conway, Trump advisor and Bannon victim, has shed some light on the issue. "I was getting out of my car at the time, and I had just stepped out. I saw Steve running towards me at full force. Before I could react, he grabbed my keys, threw them into the car, and locked me out." Numerous other victims of Bannon's little prank have come forward to the authorities. At this time, however, no arrest warrant has been tendered.
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