Faux News is Good News Vatican to Release New Mobile App Last Saturday the Vatican announced that they would be releasing a new mobile app in time for Christmas. Even though the Vatican has never ventured into this realm before this news comes as no surprise to followers on the new Pope. The Pontifex has made strides forward over the past few years. The previous pope maintained a Twitter account and our current pope has embraced social media and appears to be excelling at it. With rumors and speculation swirling representatives to the Vatican have said that the app will be very similar in design to NORAD's Santa Tracker app. In a clear display that the Vatican still has a sense of humor while still remaining heavily rooted in their religious roots they have christened the app “Satan Tracker.” "Whereas before you could track the location of Santa as he makes his legendary flight around the world," said Vatican representative, Holly Erthanthou, "you can now see the
On Tuesday, January 30 th , the Hall of Presidents in Disneyworld’s Magic Kingdom held the first ever State of the Kingdom Address delivered by the animatronic of Donald Trump. Though out of season for the park, the hall was packed by fans of the new animatronic, others that were not so crazy about the audio animatronic, and a select few invited guests and cast members. Early on, it appeared as if the animatronic president was undergoing at least a partial malfunction. For many of the park goers in attendance, the animatronic president did not even turn to meet them. He was locked dead fast on one side of the room; the side which always seemed to deliver the loudest applause. Also, after nearly every remark made by the animatronic president, he was locked into his applause subroutine; apropos or not. Hoping that the show was over, the audience kept clapping and rising to their feet, but the park cast members made sure that they were held within the hall for the durat