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Faux Classic: Westboro Baptist Church's Big Reveal


Faux News is Good News: Shocking Revelation from Controversial Religious Organization

Originally published on MaceandCrown.com

On Wednesday, during a press conference at their headquarters in Topeka KS., the Westboro Baptist Church revealed to thousands of onlookers that they had never actually been, a religious organization.
“When we first stepped into public view we had an idea of the message we wanted to get across, but it appears that our ideals have been misconstrued by the media and others who have made it abundantly clear that they disagree with what we evidentially stand for.”, said Vernon Hel, representative for organization and leader for a majority of their demonstrations. “That is why we’re going to return to our origins as an experimental performance art group.”


Naturally this revelation was met with some trepidation and concerned looks from the crowd. Some of the onlookers, mostly those who sided with their implied ideology, were angry about having been deceived for quite some time.

Others were relieved that such a group of extremists such could never possibly exist. The liberal media could not make their minds up on how to handle the entire situation. On the one hand they were adamantly against the message they thought the Westboro Baptist Church had been preaching, but now that they were claiming it all in the name of art it created a conflict of interest.

Amongst those discontented with the news was republican radio personality, Redd States. States is a well-known right-wing activist and radical conservative. Recently he was indicted on charges of verbally assaulting a local Girl Scout troop, asserting that they were socialists and slaves to the communist cookie conspiracy. 
  
“Never before has there been such an atrocity committed by an all-American organization such as this. To think that it was all a façade, a sham, a forgery, and at the risk of sounding redundant, a complete and utter fake,” he said.
The arts community has only recently considered the idea of accepting the Westboro Baptist Church as one of their own. Until just recently the church would have openly protested against the community. There are still those that feel uncomfortable when addressing the organization, but overall the response is one of relief. No longer must people be on constant guard lest they be targeted as a potential protest site, and the Westboro Baptist Church can finally practice their art free of criticism and misunderstanding.

The transition from radical extremists to performing arts group will not be an easy one but one thing has become incredibly clear. This will announcement will rekindle the argument about what is and is not art.

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